It Only Gets Weirder From Here (Paperback)

Behind this door lies a world of paranoia, schizophrenia and murderous psychosis, not all of it unjustified.Do you have the will to enjoin the battle waged for eternity? It'll only cost you your soul.-End Six: FoOLprOoFiSh!Mike's back in time to stop Quinn from 'saving' the world-or was it forward in time? Why not both? He thought he had it all adding up but the next thing you know, the best-laid plans of rats and robots reduce down to ones and the great big zero. Hold on to what's left of your humanity, 'cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride! And yes, it does last forever, you're just like this now. Tick, tock!Behind this door lies more than you ever wanted to know and everything you've ever tried to hide from yourself because you didn't want it to be true.What's behind Door Number Three? We're so very glad you asked!-ILLÜMINOCRACY, or Don't Sweat the Small StuffNo one knows who writes the scripts for whom, but the rules are all there to be followed and why, indeed, can't we all just get along? There are so very, very many questions and no one to answer them. The same no one who's writing the scripts! But you take the parts you're given, get beat battered scratched and bitten, and learn to roll with the punches. It's a living! And thank you for your service.Now, don't let that door hit you where the Good Lord...split...you...-Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.